OMG New Moon Trailer

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON trailer in HD


I offer to you a second by second analysis.

6 Seconds In: the screen final fades away from the rating of the trailer and fades to black. I can hear the fan girls somewhere out there freaking out at this very point of the trailer.


9 Seconds In: There is an ominous boom and a shot of the coastline

13 Seconds In: Bella's crappy truck pulls up and there is a voice over from Bella saying its her birthday. Already I have noticed how ridiculously flat the acting is. Bella wants a birthday kiss, is Edward seriously that much of a prude. Like at this stage of their relationship shouldn't they be able to just kiss each other without it looking really awkward and passionless.

24 Seconds In: Bella and Edward declare their love for each other with a complete lack of enthusiasm. Can they ever just be happy with each other and not all awkward and pouty.


32 Seconds In: The Cullens are throwing a swanky Birthday Party for Bella

43 Seconds In: Bella goes to open a birthday gift and gets a major paper cut. I smell trouble.

46 Seconds In: Jasper fulfills my long time wish and moves in to kill off Bella Swan for good.

49 Seconds In: Edward slams Bella out of the way pretty violently, preventing Jasper. Sadness...

56 Seconds In: Edward begins breaking up with Bella because he is afraid one of his family members will try to eat her again. I am sad they don't show Bella crying hysterically. I can't help but wonder why they are giving away half the plot in the trailer.

1 minute 14 Seconds In: The Black vampire with the sexy accent tells Bella that Edward never really loved her or else he wouldn't have left her. Looks like Bella is going to get eaten, and looks like she is ok with the whole death thing.


1 minute 25 Seconds In: Jump cut to a very built and shirtless Jacob. Suddenly I want to see this movie, and feel guilty about thinking a 17 year old is that hot.

1 minute 27 seconds in: Jacob is suddenly wearing a shirt and jumping away from a house.


1 minute 28 seconds in: The Vampire moves in and looks like he is about to fulfill my wish of killing Bella Swan when soemthing grabs his attention.

1 minute 29 seconds In: Jump cut to Jacob running, there is the sound of a dog snarling whatever could it be?

1 minute 30 seconds in: Bella moves to run away. Snarling scared her but being killed by a vampire doesn't, girl has messed up priorities. Jump Cut to the vampire, Jump cut to Bella yelling for Jacob to run away.


1 minute 33 Seconds In: FURSPLOSION, and I can't stop giggling at the terrible effects.

Honestly I'm thinking they made no attempt at making a decent movie this time. They knew they could grind out any old crap with having to do with Twilight and people would still be lining up to go to it.

A trailer should show the best most exciting parts of the movie if this is all they can come up with this movie will be even worse then the last one.